Eddie

Being adorable is a full-time job, and I take my responsibilities very seriously.
The name’s Eddie — tiny poodle, aspiring celebrity, and proud owner of a résumé that somehow keeps getting longer. My experience includes modeling, acting, professional napping, chasing toys, making friends, and supervising absolutely everything my humans do.
I also specialize in causing mysterious destruction and then looking completely innocent. There is rarely enough evidence to prove anything.
Despite my size, I’m not short on ambition — or confidence. I’ve been known to take on dogs approximately five times my size, usually between snacks and naps.
For now, I’m continuing my career as an unemployed celebrity while waiting for my big break... or someone to give me a snack.
Please direct all business inquiries to my management. I have no idea who that is.